As a man playing the game, sometimes you just need to borrow other people’s shit. I’m not super into using routines, but there are definitely one liners and various things that I do with girls that are in the can, and in no part of my game is this more true than when I’m texting. I got this one from Eric Disco this week, although I’m sure he got it from somewhere else. Anyway, you can see how he used it in his post here.
Hammer: You’ll never guess what happened to me last night
Sexy Blondie: Hey! What happened?
H: This gorgeous blond girl totally picked me up. She had some pretty good moves
SB: Ha she must have been one hot mama. I wonder if you’ll ever see her again?
H: I hope so, i was pretty smitten. She was so positive and had this infectious laugh. It’s too bad she was such a dork or we’d be eloping in vegas right now
SB: Haha! Wow, she sounds incredible… you should probably take her to dinner later this week 
H: Well i’m actually really busy this week but if she were free on wed night at 8:30 or a little after i would definitely be up for doing just that
SB: I think she d love that, and being that she’s such a dork she’s probably free!
(The rest of the conversation is just me making sure that she doesn’t have any diet problems with the restaurant that I picked and then me telling her where and when)
It was soooo on with this girl on last (Saturday) night. I don’t know exactly what happened, but it seemed like there was some emergency with her phone. Everything was going perfectly and I was sure I had the same night lay in the bag, but I told her to pull out her phone and then proceeded to call myself from her phone and then save myself in.
After doing that, she looked at her phone and realized she had a whole bunch of missed calls and text messages. I didn’t really get to talk to her much after that, and at some point she went outside and said she would be right back, but then never came back. I thought maybe I’d blown it by escalating too hard or something, but now I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the case. In the self help world, we’re very big on taking responsibility for everything that goes on around us, but the fact is that sometimes things are just out of our control. It looks like this was one of those times.
I’ll report back after we see each other Wednesday.
Lance
So, in the text example, the blond girl is actually the girl that you’re texting? That’s smooth. I’m going to steal that. Most chicks will think that’s cute, because you’re flattering her in a slightly roundabout way. Also, did the text exchange listed here happen after the Saturday night bail-out
Bizarre that she bailed so quickly. It’s possible she got too strong a scent of player vibe or a bf called.
Hammer
Twitter: hammer86
Yea that’s a text message conversation I had on Sunday around 5ish. I met her Sat night. We’re going out tonight.
When I met her, we talked and danced and made out for a solid 2 hours or so. I had met her pretty early in the night (11 maybe, but it’s New York time, so it’s like the equivalent of 9 somewhere else) so I couldn’t really pull yet. Looking back, I’m pretty sure her leaving had nothing to do with me, but I’ll be sure to ask her after I make her cum 4 or 5 times tonight.
Eric Disco
“You’ll never guess what happened to me last night”
Nice addition.
Eric
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