Had a date scheduled for this evening, but she cancelled on me this morning. In hindsight I’m kind of glad she did though, because after the resulting text message conversation, it seems pretty on. My text game is tight like Mack Tight, so any opportunity to escalate via text is going to work in my favor. Anyway, thought I’d post the conversation for future reference.
Little background, this is a girl from Match.com, and it would have been a first date. I sent her one email (one of these new VIP emails) with a new template I’ve been testing that is designed specifically for sassy girls who are my type. She emailed me back the next morning, and I emailed her back later that day asking for her number. This was a Monday, and she emailed me her number on Thursday of that week. Of course, for whatever reason the Match.com email didn’t come to my inbox, and I didn’t log into the site again until the next Monday. I texted her and didn’t hear back a few times, then on Sunday I sent her the text, “You know, if I didn’t have such a ridiculously overinflated ego I might take your lack of response the wrong way 
.” She got back, and we texted back and forth a little before setting up Wednesday’s date. So as a recap, never met, ignored a few texts, finally responded and set up a date. Then flake.
Hammer: Hey you, just wanted to confirm tomorrow night at 8 (sent around 11pm last night)
HB: Hey! I’m SO sorry to do this but the lady I babysit for on occasion called me in a panic just now & I couldn’t say no..can we reschedule for later this week??
Hammer: Lol it’s okay, panicked mothers take priority! When would be good for you?
HB: Maybe tomorrow? I’ll figure it out and get back to you in just a bit thanks for understanding!!
Hammer: Don’t worry about it. I’m sure I can get my deposit back on the space shuttle I rented. Tom might work, I have a few appts to see apartments but thats earlier
HB: Hahaha dam I ruined such a great surprise!
Hammer: No im actually relieved. It would have been so embarrassing if I failed the physical and you had passed. I’ve been losing sleep over it all week!
HB: I’m fairly confident we could’ve paid nasa off if you didn’t pass..that’s how all the great astronauts got their start..nasa is quick to accepting “donations”
Hammer: Or sexual favors, that space shuttle is pretty phallic, Im sure they’re all pervs. Too bad I’m saving myself for Jesus
HB: Hahaha you make a very good point..on both accounts
Hammer: You’re trouble. Now you have my mind going o ll kinds of bad places and it’s distracting me from my work! If I weren’t an atheist I’d totally go to confession
HB: I’ll just go to confession for the both of us..2 birds with one stone sorta deal and we’re all set
Hammer: I have a feeling you and I are going to get along. Let me know about tomorrow
HB: Definitely
Vincent Ignatius
Seems try hard to me. One good joke is enough. I would have rescheduled for a couple days later with definite yes or no, otherwise if she didn’t want to commit, just drop her. Tell her “k, call me”. She’s lucky you even talked to her.
Hammer
Twitter: hammer86
Do you not see the sexual innuendo in “you make a very good point. On both accounts”? She’s basically saying, “yea it is too bad you’re saving yourself for jesus because I kind of want you to violate me right now.” She’s then implying that we’re going to do naughty things together which she will have to confess for.
The plan isn’t actually to see her the next night. That’s why it’s left in her court. The real plan is to contact her again on Sunday and schedule her for next Tues or Wed.
Jennifer
Hammer, what’s happened to you?
Hammer
Twitter: hammer86
It’s a great question. I’ve been fine, actually been going out a lot, I guess I’ve been a little too busy/demovitated to post. I’ll try to put something up this week recapping. I’ve been doing a lot of stripper game recently and would like to post some thoughts on it, although I’m still yet to close a stripper.
Jennifer
hm .. i’m probably prejudiced .. but isnt that kind of .. erm .. dirty?
Hammer
Twitter: hammer86
You say that like it’s a bad thing
Fat-Albert
LOL, that GOLD Hammer! – a good example of cocky funny.
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All the best
Fat-Albert