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My Current Understanding of Health

Monday, March 7th, 2011

For close to a year and a half now, the majority of my reading has shifted away from game and toward health and poker. Not to say that I’m not interested in game and won’t continue writing about it, but I wanted to put together my thoughts on health as they currently stand (they’ve evolved a lot since I first started forming opinions on the subject).

High level Understanding:

Health, as I define it, is the absence of disease. The implication here is that we are all born with perfect health, and if we live within our evolutionary experience, we will stay that way. Our health is relatively robust, so acute deviations from our evolutionary experience are generally well tolerated, but for the vast majority of people, chronic deviations from this template cause problems, and the longer they chronically deviate without correcting and letting things heal, the more likely they are to develop problems.

With very few exceptions, nearly all health problems are caused by a poor diet. Our resistance to a poor diet can be improved by improving our sleep length and quality, getting adequate direct sunlight, and exercising, but with a perfect diet these areas are substantially less important for maintaining perfect health.

There’s No Such Thing as a Macronutrient

Dr. Kurt Harris was the first one I saw state this in his posts here and here, and man how true it is. We need to stop thinking about fats, and start thinking about healthy, natural fats as compared to hydrogenated seed oils. We need to stop thinking about carbohydrates, and start thinking about glucose and fructose, and what baddies the whole food source you’re getting them from come with, i.e. grain lectins, phytoestrogens, etc.

Drilling Down: Cancer

During any cell replication, there is a non-zero probability that a genetic mutation will occur, and a subset of these genetic mutations will be cancerous.

In a healthy person, there is a normal amount of cell turnover, and thus a moderate amount of genetic mutation, but for each of these mutations there is a near 1 probability that apoptosis will cause any mutated cells to self destruct preventing any cancerous ones from spreading.

In an unhealthy person, the elevated level of inflammation causes an increase in cell turnover and thus cell replication, increasing the total number of mutations and thus cancerous mutations in the body. An increased number of mutations increases the likelihood of that .00000001 chance that one slips through the cracks. It also has the effect of potentially taking apoptosis offline to some degree, particularly in the case of hyperinsulinemia (one mechanism by which this may occur is through suppression of retinoic acid production). So an inflamed person is both producing more cancerous cells and inhibiting his ability to deal with those cancerous cells, thus massively increasing the likelihood of cancer occuring.

Smoking causes cancer by the same above mechanism. It damages cells in the body, particularly the lungs and throat, increasing cell turnover. However, since it doesn’t do anything on the back end that would inhibit apoptosis, if you eat a healthy diet and smoke it is very unlikely that you will get cancer. This is why a traditional culture like the Kitavans don’t get cancer despite smoking like chimneys.

Many if not most modern cancers can be treated effectively with a ketogenic diet. While some cancers are able to convert glutamine into glutamate and use it for energy by running it through the TCA cycle, most modern cancers require glucose. Starving them of glucose will cause them to stop spreading and start dying. It will also help bring apoptosis in the body back online, accelerating this process.

Drilling Down: Autoimmunity, Psychiatric Problems and Allergies

Autoimmune disease and allergies start with a leaky gut and psych problems start with a leaky brain. If the gut is healthy, large plant proteins (see: toxins evolved by the plants to prevent their seeds from being eaten) are not making it through the intestinal barrier without first being broken up into their free amino acids. Same goes for the blood-brain barrier.

A leaky gut/brain is caused by a disregulation of the protein zonulin. Zonulin is responsible for regulating the tight junctions between cells in the intestinal barrier and the blood-brain barrier, and when zonulin is overproduced, these tight junctions let large particles in. I don’t know the mechanism by which this occurs, but it is pretty clear that grain lectins in particular cause this disregulation of zonulin and thus permeable barriers.

Once in the bloodstream, many of these plant proteins get attacked by the immune system as foreign invaders. However, some of them have very similar amino acid profiles to proteins in our body, and so in many cases as a result of producing antibodies to the plant proteins our own tissues will get attacked. For example, WGA (wheat germ agglutinin) looks very similar to pancreatic beta cells, and in someone with Type I Diabetes, if it is caught early enough and the appropriate dietary intervention is implemented, the disease process can be reversed and pancreatic function can be restored.

The proper dietary intervention for autoimmunity, allergies and psych problems is a strict removal of all grains, legumes, dairy (mostly casein containing dairy, milk fats are fine) and nightshades for a certain period of time. This time period will vary from person to person, and can be as short as a few weeks or as long as a couple of years before the gut is healed and the disease process is reversed. Once the disease is reversed, most tissues will go back to normal, but some may be permanently damaged.

Drilling Down: Obesity

Fat tissue in the body is very tightly regulated. This regulation occurs primarily in the hypothalamus, not in the fat tissue as Gary Taubes has suggested. We can call this regulating mechanism the adipostat, similar to a thermostat except for adipose tissue instead of temperature. Insulin resistance does not cause obesity, leptin resistance does. In the cases where insulin resistance occurs, it occurs downstream of leptin resistance. However, there are some cases in which a person can be overweight but not insulin resistant. Further, injecting leptin into the brain of an overweight or obese person would almost assuredly cause them to seemingly spontaneously lose weight (has only been tested in animal models) despite insulin resistance.

For a given leptin sensitivity, there is a tight range that the body will keep fat and thus weight in. It’s like a house that has a heater and an air conditioner, and regardless of what the conditions are outside the temperature inside will stay within a tight range of the temperature set on the thermostat. This is why people who are lean will stay lean in trials where they are forced to overeat to a disgusting degree. This is also why overweight individuals can maintain basically the same weight under short term overfeeding conditions as well, despite already having leptin sensitivity issues.

The adipostat breaks when leptin resistance occurs. I don’t totally understand the biochemical mechanism by which leptin resistance occurs, but it probably starts with inflammation, and likely particularly inflammation in the liver. It is most closely associated with fructose, hydrogenated seed oils and grain lectins. Leptin is secreted by the fat mass, and when a person is leptin resistant, they have a very high level of blood leptin but very little of it is getting into the hypothalamus.

The most effective way to lose weight will vary from person to person, but it will invariably involve a resetting of this adipostat. In someone who is insulin resistant, they probably are going to have the best results on ketogenic diet. For someone who is not insulin resistant, they will probably lose weight equally as fast independent of macronutrient ratios and calories as long as they are getting all of their calories from safe foods that do not cause and perpetuate leptin resistance. “Safe” carb sources can include root vegetables and tubers, and for many people white rice.

Drilling Down: Heart Disease

Not too much to explain on this one, since heart disease is so closely associated with obesity. Heart disease is caused by systemic inflammation, and in particular vascular inflammation. Dietary causes are the same as those for obesity, which is why they are so closely linked.

Dietary saturated fat does not cause heart disease. Saturated fat is in no way nefarious. Same for cholesterol. There is no reason to believe that for a healthy person, any substance that the body produces is problematic in the diet. This includes all fats that the body can produce via lipolysis, as well as glucose, among other things. Still, that is not to say that a person who is inflamed and insulin resistant is not going to have problems tolerating dietary glucose.

Aging

At this point, I have very little reason to believe that most of the disease processes associated with aging are actually caused by aging. Rather, the vast majority of them, including balding, vision loss, fattening, muscle loss, heart disease, cancer, etc. are all product of lifestyle choices catching up to you. If you keep poisoning your body, it will eventually catch up to you. For some people this happens in the womb, for others it happens in their 30s, but the causal mechanisms are the same and are not due to the aging process itself. There *may* be a point where your body’s telomeres become too short after a certain number of replications that will vary from person to person, and in these cases health will deteriorate rapidly. This is speculative because the research is still pretty fuzzy, and also it’s not something that I’ve focused in on much myself. If this is true, the best way to push that point out is to keep systemic inflammation at a minimum throughout your life. Alternatively, there may be an age beyond which if a human is still alive and in good health, the probability of death in any given year is flat. So while for most of us, after the age of 30 or so, the probability of dying increases every year, but there may be a point where it flattens out, i.e. The probability of dying within the next 365 days is the same if you’re 96,  107 or 115.

The J-Curve

When you read about nutrition, a concept you will often come across is the concept of essential nutrients. By definition, these are the nutrients that must be in your diet because your body cannot create them, but does need them for proper functioning. For example, palmitic acid, a saturated fatty acid, is not an essential nutrient despite the fact that the body needs it, because your body can make it, but omega-6 and omega-3 fatty acids are essential nutrients, because the body cannot make them. Same goes for vitamin c, all minerals, and many other dietary substances.

One characteristic that all essential nutrients share, that non-essential nutrients do not, is that you can plot what is known as a J-Curve with them. In this curve, you have mortality/disease on the y-axis and the nutrient on the x-axis, and what you see is that up to a point, mortality goes down as the amount of this nutrient in the diet goes up, but after a point there are usually negative effects of that nutrient in the diet. This is why linoleic acid is an essential nutrient, without which we’d die, but excess linoleic acid causes all kinds of problems, particularly if it throws off the ratio of omega-6/omega-3 fatty acids in the diet.

Perfect Health

For someone who is healthy and has an intact gut lining, the best way to stay that way is to eat a diet that does not cause any of the above issues. I believe the templates provided by the Perfect Health Diet or the Weston A. Price Foundation are the least restrictive templates that a healthy person can use and stay that way indefinitely. An unhealthy individual may require more restrictive intervention to reverse disease processes, but these diets are a good place to start. Certain deviations from those plans can be tolerated by healthy individuals as long as they are not chronic, but if any problems do pop up in these meanderings, strict adherence for a certain amount of time is recommended to correct them.

If you are interested in eating this way, these recipe links are a good place to start:

Perfect Health Diet Recipes

Free the Animal Recipes

Mark’s Daily Apple Recipes

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Trend-Squashing – The Moon Boot

Monday, February 21st, 2011

I was appalled this morning, moreso than I’ve been in years. More specifically, I haven’t been so offended since the first time I saw a hot chick wearing Uggs, squashing any chance at a slow roaster that may have been brewing.

Getting out of the Subway on the way to work, I saw a moderately hot chick wearing these crimes against humanity. I probably wouldn’t have even noticed except that she was clumpity clumping along like she was a fucking horse.

Moon Boots are atrocious. Whoever designed them should be brought up on Geneva Convention charges, then sent to the most hardcore, ass-pound-in-the-shower prison you can find.

As men, we must stand united behind the cause of stopping the spread of this eye burning abomination. Women all over the world must know that no man is desperate enough to fuck a woman who would be caught dead in these. That is all.

Sinn Jumps the Shark

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Hey Guys,

Guess it’s been a while, sorry about that. Well, not really, I’ve been busy, been living life, and things are good. Still, given my 5 month hiatus, I’m probably broadcasting this post out into thin air for no one to read.

It looks to me like Sinn has officially gone off the deep end.  From this post:

Lately I have been cutting girls faster than barbers do. Any little thing a girl does that goes against what I’m looking for right now:
Multiple low maintenance relationships with girls who are above the Mythical 8.5 line have real jobs that are in no way related to modeling, the club scene, or acting or performance art I.E The unemployed.
Furthermore at the first sign of a push for commitment, I am going to dump the girl and replace her. I am not interested in committed relationships, semi-committed relationships or anything requiring more investment than every other day phone contact and once a week hangouts.

I’ve always liked Sinn, and he’s been incredibly influential in the development of my game, both directly and indirectly (I found Captain Jack and El Topo’s blogs through his). When I was new to the community I felt like I could relate to him better than anyone else I read, for a variety of reasons; we’re the same age, we have a similar sense of humor, probably like the same types of personalities in women; I imagine that a lot of others feel the same way. Plus, maybe there was a little underlying resentment toward women that he played to.

I imagine that if you are one of my six readers, you probably looked at that post of his and had the same reaction I did, but for those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s this: according to this post, Sinn doesn’t want any feminine elements in the women he dates. He wants a man with boobs and a vagina. He wants a warm body to masturbate inside.

Look, I don’t really care about his personal choices. Clearly he still has a lot of personal growth ahead of him, as do we all. But for him to be teaching guys in a self help industry centered around connecting with women, while underneath it all he still hates women, man, I don’t even have the words. All there is to say is that he’s going to seriously fuck some people up. It’s sad because there are so many men who come into this scene with that underlying level of resentment, and they’ll all naturally gravitate toward him. All that will do is mask the hatred, which down the road will undoubtedly blow up in your face.

Women are sexy. Just because a woman is emotionally stable and generally secure doesn’t mean she isn’t still a woman. She still has hormones that fluctuate over the course of the month, she still sees things from a more emotional and less logical perspective. We like this though, because as men we are attracted to women. The fact that she gets mad at us for stuff once in a while just makes the makeup sex that much hotter. Point is, this is all part of the feminine elements of her. This is the part that we love. The body is great, we see it, it makes us hard, we want to be inside it. But we still want to connect, and it’s that feminine side that we connect with. It’s not apparent to me that Sinn is capable of connecting in that way with women, and as such, has no business teaching others how to do it.

Off to the 21 Convention

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Hey guys,
Still hasn’t been around as much as I should I suppose, but just wanted to give you the heads up that I will be at the 21 convention, rocking it out with Lance of Honey and Lance. I’ll probably be helping Steve out with his workshop a bit if he needs it, but I’m sure I’ll also have plenty of stories to tell. I’m taking bets on how many PUA Erika hooks up with, over under is 4.
Hammer

Morality and the Juxtaposition of Food and Sex

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

A coworker passed this essay along to me today and I thought it was incredibly interesting and worth sharing, given my views on both sex and nutrition. It’s an extremely long essay, so I forgive you if you don’t read the whole thing, but it does bring up a couple of interesting things that I had not thought about until reading it.

The essay is about how we place normative judgments on food and sex, and specifically how these normative judgments are often in opposition with each other, in addition to having essentially flipped over the last 50 or so years for a large group of people. So to summarize:

-          In the 50s, people were generally very laissez-faire about food, pretty much saying that people could eat whatever they wanted

-          In the 50s, people were generally very judgmental with regards to sexual activity

-          Today, people are generally very judgmental with regards to diet, particularly with the popularity of veganism

-          Today, people are generally very laissez-faire about sex, as long as you’re not causing physical or emotional damage to anyone

-          Today, people who tend to be more judgmental with regard to diet also tend to be more laissez-faire with regard to sex

I definitely fall into the category of someone who is very laissez-faire about sex but at the same time relatively judgmental about food, as would someone like Dream or Gary Taubes or Drew Baye. This is hypocritical in a lot of ways now that I think about it, and probably something I should work on. The thing is, I’ve had some serious medical problems over the course of my life, all of which were likely associated with the fact that I ate a diet very high in refined carbohydrate. I don’t really eat any of those things anymore, since I now know better, but pretty much everyone else I know does, even people who are extremely health conscious. There is a lot of really horrible information out there with regards to both nutrition and exercise, and so armed with the knowledge that I now have, it’s very hard for me to sit on the sidelines and watch people make these mistakes to their peril.

The article goes on to talk about how people justify their nutritional judgmentalism with scientific research, but tend to ignore the scientific research on the negative impacts of sexual freedom. I would argue that this is in fact justified, but this article definitely did get the wheels turning.

Judging individuals is something that I try to avoid as much as possible, whether it’s about sex or diet or anything else. If someone does something that makes them happy and doesn’t harm anyone else, more power to them. My issue is more with the AHA and the WHO and the FDA who are recommending diets to people that are extremely bad for them. It is these recommendations that are fucking up people’s lives. People who try to be health conscious, and live a diminished quality of life as a result, yet don’t get the effects that they are looking for. Much of these policies also place blame on people by attacking one’s will power and value as a human being, when in the face of not knowing any better it’s really not their fault.

This model of judgmentalism doesn’t extend to sex. When it comes down to it, adults are responsible for their own happiness. Happiness is about managing expectations and working on one’s own sense of identity and sense of self. Sexual promiscuity doesn’t in and of itself cause unhappiness. There may be some correlation between marriage and health, happiness, emotional stability of children etc, but there is no causation there. There are plenty of people who grew up in divorced households or live a sexually promiscuous existence and are very happy and healthy.

Juxtapose this with nutrition, where there is a ridiculous amount of evidence to suggest that carbohydrates and legumes CAUSE cancer, diabetes, obesity, heart disease, and pretty much every other modern disease out there. Given that educated opinion, which given the overwhelming evidence in favor of this view is borderline fact, it’s an easy argument to make that the externalities associated with diet far outweigh the externalities of sexual promiscuity and should be subject to far more scrutiny as a result. I feel like I had a lot more to say about this article, but I’ve sort of run out of steam on it, so I’d love to hear what you guys think on the subject of judgmentalism with regards to sex and nutrition and the way in which attitudes toward these things have essentially reversed themselves.

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Layout Changes

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Hey All,

Sorry for the absence. I’ve been pretty busy, as well as relatively unmotivated to post, but that is all going to change in the new year. As you can see, I have made some changes to the site layout, and will continue to do so. The current layout is only temporary while I have my custom layout built for me, but I’ll be back with a vengeance in 2010 with more content, more opinions, and a fuckload of more field reports.

Hammer

Song Lyric Escalation – "Tear You Apart"

Friday, May 8th, 2009

As some of you know, dirty talking and verbal/text escalation are two of my specialties. A lot of guys I know in real life watch me do it and tell me they could never say the stuff that I say because it’s just not them or whatever. Sometimes they’ll even ask me for text help and I’ll tell them to say something and they’ll pussy out.

I just heard a great song that I hadn’t heard in a long time, but it’s so relevant to this topic. The song “Tear You Apart” by She Wants Revenge is a great song if you want to learn how to dirty talk. Memorize the lyrics as prose and you’ll be getting those panties wet in no time. The lyrics are here:

Got a big plan his mind’s set, maybe it’s right
At the right place and right time, maybe tonight
In a whisper or handshake sending a sign
Wanna make-out and kiss hard, wait, never mind

Late night in passing, mention it flip
To her best friend, it’s no thing, maybe it slipped
But the slip turns to terror and a crush to like
And she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright

It’s cute in a way till you cannot speak
And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak
Escape was just a nod and a casual wave
Obsess about it heavy for the next two days

It’s only just a crush it’ll go away
It’s just like all the others it’ll go away
Or maybe this is danger and he just don’t know
You pray it all away but it continues to grow

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breath, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
“I wanna fucking tear you apart”

Then he walked up and told her thinking maybe it’d pass
And they talked and looked away a lot, doing the dance
Her hand brushed up against his, she left it there
Told him how she felt and then they locked in a stare

They took a step back thought about it, what should they do?
Cause there’s always repercussions when you’re dating in school
But their lips met and reservations started to pass
Whether this was just an evening or a thing that would last

Either way he wanted her and this was bad
Wanted to do things to her, it was making him crazy
Now a little crush turned into a like
And now he wants to grab her by the hair and tell her

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breath, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
“I wanna fucking tear you apart”

From the beginning, look at the push-pull: “At the right place and right time, maybe tonight, In a whisper or handshake sending a sign, Wanna make-out and kiss hard, wait, never mind.”

This song is basically a how to of pulling a girl from a bar/getting her to fuck you on the first date. All the body language instructions: grab her around the hips and pull her tightly into you, skin to skin. Then chest to chest so you can feel each other’s hearts beating. Take slow, deep breaths, tell her to close her eyes. Grab her by the hair on the back of her neck and whisper in her ear, “I want to fucking TEAR YOU APART.”

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Twitter Wars! Calling vs. Texting

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

So it all started when I checked out this clip from a TSB Magazine newsletter (by the way guys, if you’re not signed up for their newsletter, definitely get on that. TSB offers one of the most content rich newsletters out there, with all kinds of free ebooks and podcasts with all of your favorite gurus. They’re great guys, and are really doing their best to bring you an impartial view of the community and its material). Now I’ve never paraded myself around as an expert or a “Master Pick-Up Artist,” but there are a couple of things that I am VERY good at, and one of them is online game, and in particular texting and instant messaging. So when I saw this clip, I had to at least start a conversation.

If you don’t have time to check out the clip, the jist of it is that there’s this really cute blondie who’s frustrated because she can’t get a boyfriend. She talks about how she wants a man, and then goes on to talk about how these guys are texting her rather than calling her (thus unmasculine clearly). She refuses to respond to texts from guys, and hearing an example of a text I don’t really blame her, but she basically says that if you don’t call her she won’t respond to you.

This is where I decided to step in. I’m sorry hun, you’re cute, but that is just such a ridiculous reason to rule a guy out. It’s a trend that I’ve actually started to notice more and more lately; sexually frustrated women having these entitlement complexes (ehhem, Simone Grant) that are screwing up their dating lives. What makes you think you even deserve a phone call from me? In the same way that you gave your number out to 5 other guys, you should be assuming that I’m texting 5 other girls. I’m not going to just give you my undivided attention after meeting you for 10 minutes on the street and getting your number. That’s not the way it works.

Also, most girls these days, at least in my age range, hate talking on the phone. They grew up instant messaging on aol in 6th and 7th grade, and talking on the phone is just not something they like to do very often. That’s not to say that I don’t talk on the phone. In fact, usually I ping with a text and then call when she responds. I had a great example of one such conversation today.

This is a girl who emailed me on Match like a week after I emailed her, but her response was really good so I responded to her email and asked her for her number. 6 days go by and I figure that I must have offended her or whatever because I didn’t hear back. Then today, I go into match and realize that she had replied to me the same day, I just didn’t see it because it didn’t get forwarded into my regular email inbox. The following text message conversation ensued:

Hammer: Hey UNCGirl, it’s Hammer from match. Sorry for the week delay, your second email didn’t forward to my regular email inbox. Any big plans today?

UNCGirl: Hey there! Headed to my little cousin’s 2nd birthday party- very exciting, :-) How about you?

I call her immediately after receiving the text, she doesn’t pick up, which by the way, need I say more? Clearly some women prefer to text than talk on the phone. I’d go as far as to say that most do, until they know you better.

Hammer: Does sound exciting. Call me back

UNCGirl: I’m just getting ready. I’ll call you in a few! :)

Hammer: Mhm… Look it’s totally fine if you’re a 67 year old man. Not my thing, but I don’t judge :)

UNCGirl: Hahaha well don’t judge before you meet me! Saggy 67 year old balls just might be your thing and you just don’t know it yet. Drying my hair, call in 15!

Hammer: Well aren’t you sassy! I love it. What time does this birthday party go until? There’s a street fair in my neighborhood and I need a body guyard to protect me.

UNCGirl: Probably only 6ish but I’m two hours from the city.

Hammer: Sadface. I guess I’ll be resigned to my humble non-street fair attending existence.

UNCGirl: I have six vicious looking baby kittens that you could borrow for protection against the evils of the street fair?

Hammer: Don’t say things like that. I’m totally the type of person who would take you up on it.

She calls and we talk for a while. I tease her some and just pretty much be myself. I’d say 80% chance that we spend the night together on our first date.

So what does this text conversation teach us? Well let’s take a look at what I’ve accomplished here. I’ve set the frame of being non-judgmental. The conversation went sexual quickly, so for every interaction we have from now on, sex will be totally fair game. Also, since she went sexual first, she’s now in a sexual aggressor frame. She accepted this frame by asking me if we should make plans to hang out this week when we talked on the phone.

We had a super fun conversation on the phone and I’m really looking forward to hanging out with her. I told her I’d give her a call later to make plans. If I wanted to, I’m sure I could turn that phone conversation into a lot more, but there’s no real need unless our schedules don’t work this week.

Back to the point at hand though: So I send Scot McKay an @ reply telling him that I think it’s bad advice to tell guys to call girls, and the shit storm starts. Scot was very civil and I really like the guy, I’ve always liked his stuff, particularly when it comes to relationship management, but there were definitely some fanboys who stepped in (@SidSmitty) who were a little overboard. Also, I started to make the point about entitlement issues and referenced @SimoneGrant, which brought up a whole new conversation (Speaking of which, Simone, trying to insult my intelligence just makes you look insecure, and I know it was kind of a low blow calling you out for being single at 39, but at least I’m not being totally baseless like you are). It’s way too long a conversation and spans 4 days, but it’s definitely been a lot of fun. I do respect Scot a lot for holding his frame and being civil about it, as compared with someone like Smitty or Simone who came off as needy and insecure respectively. I feel like I have a lot more to say on this topic, but I’m off to do some day game so it’ll have to wait.

New Years with C&R

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Just bought my ticket for the Maxim Radion party on New Years Eve. It’s actually in conjunction with Bad Boy Records, so it will undoubtedly be off the chain, with a plethora of women involved. I’m stoked.

The WAR On FRUMPINESS

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Consider this post a declaration of war. I am initiating the War on Frumpiness. I’m not going to do, what everyone thinks I’m going to do… All I want to know is, who’s coming with me?

Women’s fashion has been going downhill for a while. I think the Olsen twins might have started this trend, but it has gotten way out of hand. The pregnant shirts, the Ugg boots, the Crocs, the leggings, the Chinese slippers, etc. It needs to stop!

I hate being in a bar and seeing a girl in a shirt that fits loosely around her stomach and not being sure whether she’s chubbo or not. This is important information women. You’re basically lying to me with your appearance if you don’t give me that information. Yea I’m superficial, but I have that right. But do you really want to sleep with me and then not get called again because I didn’t realize until I was fucking you that you were fat? You can avoid this by not hiding that shit. You’ll be weeding out superficial pricks like myself!

And the leggings! Come on. Fucking Lindsey Lohan and her hippie trendsetting. Yea it’s cold, I get it, but you’re supposed to deal with that discomfort because you get an insane amount of advantages as a result. I hate leggings for a couple of reasons. First of all, they’re an extra layer to get off, so rather than just being able to lift up the skirt and pull the panties to the side, I have to pull those things down and off. Second, they hide a girl’s legs and as a result she’s less likely to shave, which is so gross when you do make it into the funk shop with her. Third, they’re ugly! I want to see your sexy feminine legs and touch your soft skin, not this black spandex shit that you call fashionable.

Then we come to the footwear. Uggs, Crocs, sandals, knee high boots, get the fuck out. Am I the only guy who still finds a woman’s calves and ankles attractive? What dudes are putting up with this shit? When you are dressed to impress, why go and ruin it with these frumpy shoes? Put on heels. I don’t care if they’re uncomfortable, I know plenty of women who exclusively wear heels (mostly because they’re short) and if they can deal with it, you can too. I’m not wearing new balance sneakers everywhere I go, you shouldn’t be wearing the female equivalent.

Lastly, fuck all of you guys for putting up with this shit from women. I am drawing the line in the sand right now. If a woman is wearing any of the above mentioned items of clothing to a night club or bar on a night out, I am not bothering (I’ll forgive it for an exceptionally beautiful woman if it’s during the day).

And maybe you ladies are saying, “Oh whatever, look at this egomaniac, I don’t care if he hits on me.” Well you should care, because I am a very attractive man. Interesting, brilliant, energetic, hilarious, great dancer, and I will curl those toes like no one ever has.

To the guys, who’s coming with me? Support me in the War on Frumpiness!

I’ll leave you with this video to inspire the ladies to dress well:

Sexy vs Plain